please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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