Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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