ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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