You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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