HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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