Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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