Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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