Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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