Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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