You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Randomize
