we have officially lost it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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