If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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