You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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