id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Terrible idea I love it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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