just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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