Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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