it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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