so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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