I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he shaved USA in his pubs
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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