she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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