my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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