Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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