Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
