Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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