We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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