I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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