Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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