this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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