He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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