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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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