Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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