Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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