Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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