Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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