Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
be right there i have to get my cape
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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