Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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