I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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