I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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