@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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