He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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