just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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