Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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