you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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