Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My balls are so social today.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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