Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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