This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I woke up under a house in Key West
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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