hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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