I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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