I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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