Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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