you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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