You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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