I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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