My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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