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Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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